The boys start their campaign to rid the world from the tyranny of getting hair in your face while spooning. Just send in $200 and a jammy dodger for your starter pack today and together we can stop the furry menace in its tracks.
To stop getting messages about Coney 2016 just shout the word 'STOP' at your Nan.
For more details on the battle of the barnet visit www.stickitpod.com
*none of the above is real. Nope, none of it. $200 non-refundable. We've already spent it on snacks.