Listener Dean quite rightly pointed out that when it rains, the High Street becomes a war zone of reckless umbrella users trying to poke out the eyes of passers by. We're here to solve this potentially deadly problem and then we get onto the even more deadly 'click bait' issue. Stay tuned for all this and Coldplay's brand new single here on SiiS FM!
No we're not gonna play bloody Coldplay! It was a joke. Ghaad!
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