Ever got caught short?! Wish you could revisit that poo urge a little later?! Introducing Poo Snooze (TM) from See If It Sticks
Touching cloth? Turtle heading? Prairie Dogging? Don't sweat it kid. With Poo Snooze (TM) you can snooze them pooz.
Available at all good Woolworths and Rumbelows*
*neither of these shops exist anymore.
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